- What girls say: I'm fine
- What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.
EVERYONE, ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS.
WHEN SHE STARTED CRYING I STARTED CRYING BECAUSE NO WOMAN DESERVES THIS AND GUYS ARE SUCH FUCKING TWATS AND I AM A GUY. THIS IS NOT OKAY
This running joke about Kenneth being immortal was literally my favorite part of 30 Rock.
That is a massive man and a fearless dog!
"NO. DONT TOUCH THE HUMAN PUPPY."
Sweatpants || Childish Gambino